He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you win again, gameday.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
