Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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