I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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