okay pat passed out under dana's car
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's official drugs can't kill me
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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