My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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