i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
