is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
