If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
