just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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