why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize
