Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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