VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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