why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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