I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Randomize
