I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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