I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I had to cum in my sink.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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