she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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