Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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