i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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