Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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