New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
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