I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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