So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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