Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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