sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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