I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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