Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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