Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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