She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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