Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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