Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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