Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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