covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Life is so much better after having sex.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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