my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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