i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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