bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
