You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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