Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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