: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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