she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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