Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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