If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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