Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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