all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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