Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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