It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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