Kareoke will never be a sober sport
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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