2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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