And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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