I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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