You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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